About fifteen times around the Sun ago (15 years), I attended a motivation course named ‘Peak Performance‘. What set this one apart from the normal ones I’ve been before is that, all the participants had to go into a some kind of an agreement at the start of the course.
One of the agreements is:
The participants agree to do all that bowel/bladder eazing stuff only during these times – before/after the course sessions, or during the specified break times, and NOT/never during the sessions, full stop.
That sounded ok with all the participants, and we all stood up to affirm to the Course Facilitator (CF) our agreement. Each morning, for the entire duration of the course we’re reminded of our agreement.
On the third day, and after the lunch break while the afternoon session was on, one of the participants raised his hand and asked for leave to ease himself. The CF reminded him of ‘the’ agreement, and so he sat back quietly.
About five minutes later he raised his hand again for the same reason, and the CF asked him, “I thought we had an agreement?”
“Yes,” he answered…”but, but this…this is the BIG one…!”
The CF replied, “I don’t bloody care, we have an agreement, and btw, let me asked you, Who controls Who? You control your bowel, or your bowel controls you?”
Quietly, he sat down again, and hardly two minutes later, he raised his hand again, and said, “I know, I know…and I DON’T CARE…I A M G O I N G!” Rushing out like a gazelle chased by a lion, and the whole room thundered with roaring laughter.
We were ticked off for luaghing, and the CF said, “You know why you’re all laughing, because, that’s how you lead your lives out there. Your are all SHIT Heads, controlled by your SHIT!”
Many people have been named shit-heads, especially those who talk about truth, C O N S P I R A C Y theories, global warming, UFOs, exposes of evil governmental, or VIPs wrong doings, etc., etc.
Nobody listens to them. Why? Because they dish out shits, that’s why.
Ok, What about bloggers (like me)?
Yeah,…the same! You guys are losers. You’re the one who don’t make it in the system.
The wise ones are busy with nation building stuffs, running corporations, running governments, building mega structures e.g. The Palm in Dubai, running huge banks and lending to people who otherwise, won’t be able to drive Bimmers, SUVs, and live in condominiums.
Whilst all you bloggers do is – stare into your laptops, and dish out shit useless reading materials!!
Shame on you!
Did you know that, these days being rich, or even filthy rich is ain’t good enough? You need to be recognised and be in the fold of the EXCLUSIVES.
There is an on-going super real-estate project in the heart of the city of Kuala Lumpur. This project is creating super-high-class apartments going for RM25m (something like that, or more) a piece.
So what’s the big deal?
Aah…!! See…you don’t get to buy one even if you have RM1b. Yes sir, no…no…no way. You’re in only by invitation. AND all’s taken. If you have NOT received any invitation, well…you could well be a shit-head. Kapish ?
Now that’s EXCLU$IVITY!
Just like that platinum unlimited-credit card thingy? BY INVITATION ONLY!
See…these are the kind of things people are interested in, and which keep ’em productively busy, busy, busy trying to make it. Not listening to craps about global warming!! Even if that shit is real, it won’t happen so soon…at least not for five hundred years to come. Why even bother about stuff that you can’t even do anything about now, and aren’t around when and even if it happens???
I need that condo now! I need that Porsche YESTERDAY! So stop listening to shit-heads. It doesn’t help me with my aspirations and dreams. Listen only to progressive people, and Dreammakers.
OK I hear you! So these progressive successful people and the Dreammmakers…they are those who are able to put the shit (inside them) aside, and tell their bowels, “SHUDDYAP!” …and, a n d never shit?
“In order to give the GOYIM no time to think and take note, their minds must be diverted towards industry and trade. Thus, all the nations will be swallowed up in the pursuit of gain and in the race for it will not take note of their common foe. But again, in order that freedom may once for all disintegrate and ruin the communities of the GOYIM, we must put industry on a speculative basis: the result of this will be that what is withdrawn from the land by industry will slip through the hands and pass into speculation, that is, to our classes.”
Protocol#4 Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion.
(Dan Dorr, wherever you are, this is for you)